Hands LoinDexter is an American businessman, intelligence agent, an Oil for the Loyalist, CEO of GreedTech and WaterCo, and advising director of the Department of Farmland Security. He enjoys frequent lunch meetings with Gerald Ellon and other members of the upper crust of that sweet American pie, long trips to Poldaki, and the fame that comes with being a best-selling author of financial advisement and luxury lifestyle books.