You select a trademark weapon

You pick up the heavy sledgehammer from your tool shed. You do a insane ceremony to spiritually bond with the sledge in a dark way. You should have selected a better weapon though. This sledgehammer is too heavy and it is slow in combat as you soon shall learn....

• 1. ambush an elderly nun
  2. smash into a home late at late and sledge em
  3. After practicing on dummies you decide to pick a different weapon
  4. Bring your sledge to sneak around back of a haunted house
  5. go after a whole family in that nice brown house with the left wing political posters
  6. to a hammer job on a early morning jogger