There is a great hiding place by a convent. You wait there for a hour and a half and a nun sexy nun in a tight habit goes by. you stay in hiding, fearful you may not be able to take her. Another hour passes and evening is dimming the air. A old nun his hobbling down the street with a cane! The perfect target a easy mercy killing to try out the hammer.
You spring out raising the hammer high. "Satan says come to hell and wait him!", You bellow with a sardonic smile. The old gnarled lady pulls on the her cane and a yard stick comes out. You pull the sledgehammer down to brain her scrawny head but she side steps and flicks the yard stick. It bites into your throat. Bloody is foaming out with alarming speed. You hold your throat closed drop your weapon and stumble falling into the street. You nearly freaking die.