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Á la Vôtre!:
The concept for Á la Vôtre! came about in a bar following a pro-FLQ rally that creator Nicéphore Fernand had attended, during which he had taken "certain creative stimulants". In an early television interview, Fernand said he "had always liked the idea of Cheers, a stupid American show about stupid people, always coming and going, having all these ridiculous problems of the common man. It all came together when I saw these very silly, absurd things really happening all around me."
After settling on his plot, Fernand negotiated a lease on a small, unoccupied tavern on the eastern outskirts of Valcourt, and transformed it into an imperfect copy of the famous Boston Bull & Finch: "The interiors we did from memory, or just watching reruns-- all the art and things were from these second-hand shops in Montreal or whatever. The exterior is nothing like in Cheers, so we don't film outside, except through these paned, dirty windows."
Anti squirrel termination team:
A squad of government payed squirrel killers. Employed to wipe out the local or perhaps even the national squirrel populations.
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BabyMeth cola:
A product invented by Soda Man. This has no real meth, but it does contain 3% ephedrine and a triple shot of caffeine. It has been selling well thanks in part to photos of the rapper Tiglets drinking it at social functions. They claim that it causes kidney stones and migraine headaches in a disturbing percentage of users. Actually only 7% who try it have this reaction. In the end hundreds are scared away from trying your product, but hundreds turn to it to at least try it once. Money in the bank.
Kobe Beef:
Kobe Beef is the next big country music butt shaking racist talking icon replacing the late great Kyle Deerbone. He has the phrase "kill all fags and Arabs" Tattooed to his arm and he loves to wear sleeveless shirts to show it off.
Black Sun Mafia:
These bastards are after Immigrant the Alien, and won't stop until he's been taken back to Acirema. They stalk certain of us who are trying to break out of the wayitis into the wayitcouldbe.
Bux:
When nearly all of the American tax dollars went to the war effort and the president's family's Ourland security companies they begin replacing dollars with Bux. A ultra-cheap easily copyable fat plastic coin system.
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cabbage burger:
A popular Infictive County fast food offering.
Caelestis:
Caelestis is a ghost agent of the Lenisker Corps, having been recruited following his self-ejection from corporeal form while on assignment for OSK, thereby overcoming his "inversion".
Chawville Junction:
A mildly succesfull opening act of the tour circuit. They opened up for Wylie Nelson , The BrokeRidge boyz , Tobe Beef , and the late Kyle Deerbone.
Chris Titan:
PP2A seasoned Agent who has experienced things beyond explanation. Full of starry wisdom of ancient magiks and with the other hand of the fringes of science.
The Clock of Chaos:
Some say it may be the only thing capable of reversing the effects of the Great alarm amplification pattern through Fotemacus's domain. Many have sought it on perilous quest ultimately ending in sorrow as they felt the sore bruises from the clocky arms growing in their muscles. It's fabled spiraling gold arms are said to have no definitive location on the 13 hour face. Meditations on the tiny, clicking and churning sounds of the micro-cogs are rumored to temporally displace the listener. Odds are it has been discarded by previous madmen owners somewhere in the junk heaps of the scrapyards.
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Kyle Deerbone:
Kyle Deerbone, an openly racist Country and Western singer, better known for his augmented butt shaking than his song writing ability. Ladies all over the world loved him and believed what-ever he told them, much like the effect female singers of the time had on me. Kyle had a massively successful Ellon Truck commercial career as well. He convinced endless red necks and "Tough guys" to buy the vary gas guzzling Ellon trucks that stood so high that even other trucks on the are the stoplight corner could not see around them to see if it was clear to make that turn, many died. He was killed by Motley Howe back in 2008.
Mike Ducharme:
Nowadays he wears a wild frizzy wig all the time. He dresses like Napoleon often, or in a gorilla suit without the mask. Don't ask.
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Eco-jacks:
Eco-jacks or Ecological lumber jacks who only cut down certain trees that have died of natural causes and are not vital shelters for animals. They cut down far fewer trees but they keep logging sustainable and good for man and nature. And do they believe in global warming> Hell yes, that's their religion.
Gerald Ellon:
A credit to our extinction. A man loved by those he would enslave, because they love his ego, the way he won't take no for an answer. People just respect that. With the dollar's worth of primo cocaine that went up his ever hungry nostrils, he could have saved the world.
Well known for the bloody fistfight with Donald Trump on the live television show The Greedies, a show he dominated for a season and a half. Mostly unknown, thanks to wealthy bribes, for the low point in his public profile when he slapped that little boy in the wheelchair who begged him for change for a pay phone on live TV. It took Ellon nearly three days, and lots of newsmen bribery, to spin that one into a whole different story for the public to believe: "Billionaire slaps crippled boy, here's the footage!" changed to "Turns out it was a drug addicted midget saying bad things about America, and brave Gerald put the little bastard in his place."
On top of his Oil company, Ellon is the owner of a truck company. Ellon trucks are the most gas guzzling things on the market, they make SUV's look like mopheads in comparison.
Ellon was in the inner circle behind three presidents. Rumor has it Ellon had one President put down for the protection of the sacred profits.
A primary mover of the Oil for the loyal
Endless Rooms:
A after death state that takes place in a world with literally endless rooms over a hundred billion at last count and there's no sky and there's no outside just endless floors, a non stop building stretching way beyond the mind of God.
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Feces of Daath:
Feces of Daath was an underground video, released by Weed Scene Productions. The highly controversial DVD sparked outrage from the populace for its ghastly death followed by bowel explosion scenes. Most people apparently found the footage of car wreck death shots with the victims visibly and audibly fouling themselves offensive. It did, however, have a very popular cult following, especially among roving freelance thelema types. This cult spread quickly due to the urban legend attached to the movie: If you watched the movie and didn't show it to anyone, tell anyone about it, or have weird dreams about it after a week, you would become one of the scenes in the movie in 5 or 6 years. Unfortunately, no one ever cared enough to find out whether or not this is true. Weed Scene Productions became really big thanks to this film, and they've released endless sequels and related material on DVD and Beta-maxm including Shit deaths of the rich and famous In addition to the sequels, one lucky fan is chosen every year to be filmed for a future segment. They don't get to see the footage, of course -- it's far too late for that. "Pure shitophonic deathology", Dex Reed. Recent rumors have suggested that "Feces of Daath" is now being optioned for a potential TV series for CBS.
Feelies:
A popular line of clubs for your horny people. The first Feelies started in Ketjack back in 1982. In the mid 1990's the clubs had spread all over America. In recent years the Feelies chain have been having financial down turns. But the chain goes on.
Fiction Suit:
This is a space where you become a different person, preferably one that existed before you were unborn.
Fnordham University:
Fnordham University is a private university, originally founded in the 1930s as a religious college, financed in part by endowments from the Crump Family and under the care of the Society of Jesus. It has since expanded to include legal, liberal arts, and science programs. Enrollment at Fnordham University presently includes nearly 1000 undergraduate students and 400 graduate students. Fnordham awards bachelors, masters, and doctoral degrees in fields under its primary purvey.
Fort Lightning:
Fort Lightning Memorial Squat Fort Lightning (formerly a memorial for a dead electric company employee) was seized by Aphid and "Associate" Dec 24th 2008. It is currently a safe house for revolutionary fugitives but also functioning as a hydroponic tomato wholesaler.
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Gas Bandits:
A revolutionary force of disenfranchised Americans robbing oil barons for petrol to get to work with and a general revolt against the corporate elite.
Golden Montana:
Brewed by the same extended family for forty seven years. It became wildly available in 1987. Specials herbs gave it a small bit of extra kick and it's golden toasty flavor is a favorite for under age drinkers. It assumed cult status and sometimes challenges the major labels for biggest seller.
Gulf war seven:
Gulf war seven , By this time the entire war had to be fought with long range missile, Mollkins, and killbots. The entire middle being a radioactive slag poll with a surface of bubbling oil by now. On the edge of this toxic zone dead Mollkins are converted into fuel in sticky factory's run by robots.
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Heistmas Eve:
"Or again, how can anyone enter a strong man's house and carry off his possessions unless he first ties up the strong man? Then he can rob his house." -Matthew 12:29
The Hellbilly Riders:
The Hellbilly Riders Motorcycle Club (HRMC) is a motorcycle gang originally based in Silver City, California, mainly active in North-Central California up through Oregon and Washington. Their insignia is a devil head with a great white beard and missing-toothed grin. At present, their President is Josiah Eldad.
Known for crimes along their roadway turfs. Modern highway men plundering tourists for their cash and toys. Other crimes include wild dagga trafficking, excessive public urination and aggravated acting like they own the road.
The Hole in the hole in the wall:
A tiny little club that is one of the sacred birthplaces of Mutant Jazz.
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The Infected Rat:
a hardcore mutant jazz core bar. Bikers, dopers, whores, and mutants hang out there. One of the more dangerous clubs in town. The infected rat club as a historical note was named thus when it was a abandoned meat packing warehouse in the mid nineteen eighties. Local punk rock bands and later industrial bands would play there and throw free concerts. Infected rats infested the place. Sick rats with disgusting oozy sores. They where all exterminated by the efforts of Less Cargel who bought the building and ran Libreville's main industrial rock club for some eight years.
the Infict movement:
a new flavor of spontaneous stream of consciousness fiction that is as different in compassion to Early ragtime jazz to Be-bop. A new way of building word clusters much like bass tones in rap music. A power house of prose that leaves the reader beat up with ideas.
Infictive County:
Sayeth the X:
"The infamous artist center located in Oregon, USA. A gathering place for many bohemians and many hangers-on. Groupies, talent agents, and drug dealers are common spices to the soup. New music, literature, and art groups would spring up over night like mushrooms after rain. The "Grateful Dead" of this area is the venerable band, The sulty shifters."
Infictive County Radio:
A underground radio station located somewhere in the Ketjack forest. Its plays mostly noise music and secondly Mutant Jazz
Inkwell:
A all Mollkin Mutant jazz big band.
The Invisible Hand:
A deeply religious sect of Gas bandits. Stealing from the poor to benefit the rich it is, what else would it be? The religious symbol they held dear was a fat rich white man crucified to a dollar sign. They are well known for the street wars they fought against the visible hand, a french backed secret society. This article is not up to St. Snuff. The Visible Hand was having their 43rd convention and spirits were high. No one there expected what was about to go down... The invisible hand is a branch group of the visible hand, the latter group attended church every Sunday and gave caramel apples with razor blades out on Halloween.