Phil Lectrum

A tall thin, dark and frothy keyboard player, also a magician and author of dozens of unpublished books. On weekends he was off to the local nudist colony to feel the wind on his genitals. Lectrum's first band was The Textfiles The band had been together for six months when Phil stormed out in a fit of anger over a resteraunt check dispute. He teamed up with Anwar Salad a wheel chaired ridden saxaphonist for a album named The Anwar Salad duo.

Lectrum had a brief stint with the Vegitable Rights movement, he still gets flak about it today from every other stand up commedian out there.