Kurf McGragle

With his sandy curly hair and his rugged beach rat good looks, Kurf enjoyed a brief walk in the limelight in the years of 2006-2008. He chased a lot of lines of cocaine with mexican beer and he could fart on demand. Girls loved Kurf. They loved the way he cheats on his pregnant wife over and over again, it's so romantic when he gets that gruff tear in his eye to tell the misses that he's sorry and that this time he will change. Young girls find love in they're hearts as he farts underwater on his show. He began showing up later and later to the set, fucking up scene after scene and insisting that everything he did was genius. In 2007 he drove his custum SUV off a pier, injuring a couple bathing suit models and fracturing his nose. He was arrested after he swam to shore. Three months later he was arrested for drunk driving inn Oklahoma. Trouble followed him like a persistent rash. Arrested in Canada for manufactureing crystal meth, and later the same year, three different arrests for assault and battery, one of them with attempted rape thrown in. But trouble ran off his back like flameing oil off the back of a duck. But then, PORNFUCKER GAZETTE released that article about how he was a member of Oil for the Loyal. Kurt tryed to claim he was not actually involved with OFTL but the damage was done. Suddenly showing up eight hours late for the shoot did matter and he ended up getting fired and replaced by a midget with an eyepatch who is now romancing his real world girlfriend Jennie Talia. His next arrest was from assualting a midget, which can get you up to two years behind bars on the rape farm. It seems Kurf hated that eye patched midget for giving his too fat too large for a midget type penis to Kurf's former love. Kurf confronted the couple at the Viking faire restaurant.