Get a drum set and hope for the best

Well you get a kick drum anyway. That's all you could afford after your Unemployment checks ran out. Its a well beaten pocked drum once owned by three different heavy metal bands. You thump on it all the time. It has a weary bass tone.

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• 1 You purchase a second drum
• 2 You join a mollko-poldaki band as the token human
• 3 Get some bongos next
• 4 Over the year you slowly build up a full kit
• 5 hook up with a Harpsichord player
• 6 You give up the drum after not getting enough expression for your kick drum