You get a turntablist

So you hook up with a white human turn table scratcher who uses the name Roy Merica. He is not all that good, but he is there for every gig with his big record collection. You plan to dump him somewhere along the way and get a better player who happens to be Mollkin as well.

• 1 You get a better player who happens to be Mollkin as well
• 2 Roy Merica dumps you for a human rapper
• 3 But you get a record contract and that changes several aspects of the game]