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Wik your path to ADVENTURE

In the summit of a unbearably hot summer things just keep getting fucked up. On your way home from work yesterday your car sputtered and ran out of gas. You coasted off the road and your car joined the ever growing line of abandoned vehicles. People could no longer afford the fifteen dollar a gallon prices. It seems the choices are slim now. You can no longer afford to drive and eat. Hell , even if you didn't eat you still couldn't afford to drive. So , what do you do?

1 If you walk to work
2 If you attempt to join Oil for the Loyal
3 If you hitch-hike
4 If you call in sick instead
5 If you seek shelter from the heat in a nearby store
6 If you call the cops for help
7 If you take up a life of stealing and hustling to pay for your gas
8 If you just wait in your car for the gas fairy to show up
9 If you go to the first house you see and just take the place over for yourself
10 If you pray to Jesus to save this sad sad world
11 If you kick and otherwise damage your car in a rage
12 If you stand beside the road with a will work for gas sign
13 If you Rage against the machine
14 If you attempt to join the band Black Circle
15 If you sit like Buddha in the center of the road
16 If you head over to the library to start a website called My penis.com
17 If you attempt to invent a different fuel supply
18 If you walk to the west side of the forest
19 If you get that tuna fish and cult spread sandwich out of your cooler and eat it
20 If you hang out in your starved car and play Kyle Deerbone CD's until your battery dies
21 If you desire a glimpse of a blue light special future
22 If you attempt in invoke the meth Demon
23 If you befriend the dollar bills
24 If you attempt to create a new flavour of Bottles of Food
25 If you join The leaf of the mason, a branch of the SOSM
26 If you begin doing research on the Great Alarm
27 If you get involved with the Uglaraian activist movement Bulbs Not Bombs
28 If the nesting and mating instinct takes over
29 If you go to the library and sign on as a member of frequency 23
30 If you give up all your material possessions to study Dildo Mask battle meta-martial arts

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This is a online version of a Pick Your Path to Adventure book. It is here for kicks, and to educate the new comer to the weird mythology of the Hyperwiki. Eris recommends that you follow one of the above paths till the path ends each day as a sort of a western Zen exorcise.

Equipment: Time, will, and maybe a nice six sided die, and a thirty sided die as well. Or just use your mind to randomised, or carefully pick the places the story unfolds.