If the nesting and mating instinct takes over

No job, no more driving your car: what's left but love, sweet love? But where shall you look for it?

• 1 If you look for love at the occult singles bar down the street
• 2 If you look online, using a computer at the library
• 3 If you use credit card freud to have a mail order bribe from planet Blue shipped to you
• 4 If you look for love in church
• 5 If you search for a hooker
• 6 If you start calling up old flames and try to re-kindle