If you look for love in church

You put on your best clothes, cause every christian knows, Jesus don't like losers, and you walk the six miles to the 1st church of Republican Baptists. Those seated in the pews turn around as you walk down the isle, the looks they give you hurt you deep inside, you don't belong here, and it seems that you are far from welcome.

• 1 If you have an emotional outburst and flee
• 2 If you find an seat and hope the lord gives you love and acceptance
• 3 If this rejection unbalances you and you get crazy with the church folk
• 4 If it's going to be another of those church shootings now
• 5 If you stay long enough to nick some money from the collection plate and move on
• 6 If you look online, using a computer at the library