the third cousin of the famous surfer, an spoiled rich asshole with a fast car and a lot of cocaine. He shagged your girlfriend last night at that big keg party, He really knows how to play the crowd. He always comes out ahead leaving folks to feel he is a misunderstood victim. He has already written endless pages of insults to be read of his friends at his funeral. They will feel guilty and crushed they let him down so much.