The brains behind The Slunks. Always bald and smelling like plums. He has written a couple unsuccessful novels and he plans to split that band soon as his best seller happens. Is it is he plays loops and samples fed into cheap keyboards bought at The Great Target Ziggurat. He also spins records and He knows three languages. He is the best dancer of the group and he has past experience as a barber.
He has a side band named Miles of Meaty Mirth. More on this later...