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'''Closing Text:''' "TACO POP: Quench your Hunger!"
'''Closing Text:''' "TACO POP: Quench your Hunger!"
'''Its Spicier and Icier'''


[[Category: Consumer Goods]]
[[Category: Consumer Goods]]

Revision as of 11:13, 11 July 2012

Taco Pop
TypeCarbonated vegetable drink
ManufacturerThe Taco Pop Company
Country of originUnited States
Introduced1992
ColourRed E-160d
VariantsDiet, Extreme!, Energy
Related productsBurrito Beer
Corn Cush
Taco Pop in a can, available exclusively in Japan!

Scene opens: A huge, ancient Mayan pyramid, naked men in feathers dancing to an eerie, serpentine, acid rock guitar.

Close up: A High Priest, blood shot eyes, high as a kite with an intense focus that makes him look like a devil.

Long shot from the back: An arm raises some sort of strange weapon we cannot see, as if to strike the sacrificial blow.

Quick Close up: The painted fingers are holding a bottle opener.

Pan Out: The feathered men in lines, each holding a bottle of Taco Pop in their hands, holding them aloft as the High Priest popping the bottle tops off. They cheer, drink, and the music takes on a mariachi festive tone, swelling. The soda is a red chilli colour, the liquid chugged by guys with large labres and bone piercings.

Long Shot: A pyramid shakes, set to the background sound of an earthquake rumbling.

Pan In: The top of the pyramid bleeding, gushing with Taco Pop, the feathered men splashing around in it like bikini girls.

Closing Text: "TACO POP: Quench your Hunger!"

Its Spicier and Icier