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Johny Mollkin, the very first Mollkin pop star! The man left a stain on the charts. Mutant girls of all ages fell for Johny Mollkin, but it was when the human girls started hanging his posters up in their teenage bedrooms that trouble began. He was scandalous with the way he would gyrate his double-jointed hips in a suggestive manner in his music videos, while oil rained from the sky covering all these white animals like owls, seagulls, and teenage girls.

Rumors of him peeing on groupies was a norm in the 2020s, his early teenage years. Johny was arrested for indecent behavior for putting his webbed fingers in a groupie's vagina in a mall. This only served to inflame teenage girls to worship him as the greatest thing ever.

Johny Mollkin was born 2012 in Radioactive High-Risk Zone 129B in Southern Iraaq, one of twelve children; only Johny survived past age eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields -- safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins, of course. Starting out in his early teens his has built a powerfull political and musical presence, and he has been openly opossed to Oil for the Loyal

Johny Mollkin discography

2024: Mollkin Flag
2026: Slip with me

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-The very first Mollkin star! The man left a stain on the charts. Mutant girls of all ages fell for Johny Mollkin, but it was when the human girls started hanging his posters up in they're teenage bedrooms that trouble began. He was scandalous with the way he would gyrate his double jointed hips in a subjestive manner in his music videos , while oil rained from the sky covering all these white animals like owls , seagulls , and teenage girls. Rumers of him peeing on groopies was a norm in the 2020's his early teenage years. Johny was arrested for indescent behavior for putting his webbed fingers in a groopie's vagina in a public place at the mall. This inflammed teenage girls to worship him as the greatest thing ever. Johny was born 2012 in Radioactive high risk zone 129B in southern Iraaq. He was one of twelve chirldren, although only Johny survived past eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields, safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins of course. Starting out in his early teens his has built a powerfull political and musical presence, and he has been openly opossed to [[Oil for the Loyal]] Johny Mollkin discography:
+'''Johny Mollkin''', the very first [[Mollkin]] pop star! The man left a stain on the charts. Mutant girls of all ages fell for Johny Mollkin, but it was when the human girls started hanging his posters up in their teenage bedrooms that trouble began. He was scandalous with the way he would gyrate his double-jointed hips in a suggestive manner in his music videos, while oil rained from the sky covering all these white animals like owls, seagulls, and teenage girls.
-* 2024: [[Mollkin flag]]
+Rumors of him peeing on groupies was a norm in the 2020s, his early teenage years. Johny was arrested for indecent behavior for putting his webbed fingers in a groupie's vagina in a mall. This only served to inflame teenage girls to worship him as the greatest thing ever.
+Johny Mollkin was born 2012 in Radioactive High-Risk Zone 129B in Southern Iraaq, one of twelve children; only Johny survived past age eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields -- safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins, of course. Starting out in his early teens his has built a powerfull political and musical presence, and he has been openly opossed to [[Oil for the Loyal]]
+== Johny Mollkin discography ==
+* 2024: [[Mollkin Flag]]
 * 2026: [[Slip with me]]
 [[Category: Musicians]]