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'''GreedTech Inc.''' (NASDAQ: GRDE), formerly Greedworks, Inc., is an American multinational corporation that sells military hardware and consumer goods, offering everything from refurbished Soviet rockets, truth serums, and high-power lasers, to simple electronics, mobile phones, and computer software, to canned goods, faux-haute fashion, and pet supplies. The company's best-selling products are all sold confidentially to military buyers around the world, but most of the public knows them as the brand name on their [[You go to the nearest corner store to get a pay-as-you-go phone|pay-as-you-go phones]] and [[You wait alone in the basement for the End Times to conclude|fish sluice tins]]. | |||
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| Area served | Worldwide |
GreedTech Inc. (NASDAQ: GRDE), formerly Greedworks, Inc., is an American multinational corporation that sells military hardware and consumer goods, offering everything from refurbished Soviet rockets, truth serums, and high-power lasers, to simple electronics, mobile phones, and computer software, to canned goods, faux-haute fashion, and pet supplies. The company's best-selling products are all sold confidentially to military buyers around the world, but most of the public knows them as the brand name on their pay-as-you-go phones and fish sluice tins.