You wait alone in the basement for the End Times to conclude

Well, ain't that a bitch. All your options seem to have been exhausted, and there is nothing left to do but wait out the End of All Things in this basement. Whomever used to live here hoarded some cases of tinned fish sluice, many different kinds of really old collectible sodas, a lot of freeze-dried insect larvae, and a big collection of dusty, mouldering filing folders containing newsprint and print-outs about... medical devices, and space science news, and classified adverts for herbal remedies, and who knows what else. What a weirdo.

This is your home now, and you will remain here until the whole "Judgement of Mankind by the Lord of All" blows over.

All by yourself.

  1. The End Times come and go but Heaven seems to have forgotten about you in all the commotion
  2. The End Times never come and society rebuilds itself but you are not found again until years later
  3. You are the first person to be judged by the Lord when the End Times finally do come months later