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'''Introduction to the Tirade on the Precipice'''
'''Introduction to the Tirade on the Precipice'''


* 1. And witnessing the crowds gathering at the foot of the mesa, H.E. made his way to the outcropping: and once H.E. begun to meditate in the full lotus posture, H.I.S. followers congregated around him:  
*1. And witnessing the crowds gathering at the foot of the mesa, H.E. made his way to the outcropping: and once H.E. begun to meditate in the full lotus posture, H.I.S. followers congregated around him:  
* 2. and H.E. opened his throat and schooled them, singing abrasively...
*2. and H.E. opened his throat and schooled them, singing abrasively...
 
== The Putriditudes ==


<blockquote>...H.E. growled out:</blockquote>
<blockquote>...H.E. growled out:</blockquote>


*3. Cursed are the crippled souls: for theirs truly is a burden on this Bardo Tellus Server.
*3. Cursed are the crippled souls: for theirs truly is a burden on this [[Bardo_Tellus_Server]].
*4. Cursed are they that suffer: for they shall be compelled to further the suffering of others.
*4. Cursed are they that suffer: for they shall be compelled to further the suffering of others.
*5. Cursed are the weak: they shall be appetizers for the Great Old Ones when the stars are right.
*5. Cursed are the weak: they shall be appetizers for the Great Old Ones when the stars are right.
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*9. Cursed are the pharmaceuticals of yesteryear: they're inferior to our homemade bathtub concoctions. They shall not be called the sons of DMT.   
*9. Cursed are the pharmaceuticals of yesteryear: they're inferior to our homemade bathtub concoctions. They shall not be called the sons of DMT.   
*10. Cursed are they that have been commended for uprightness' sake: for theirs is a mud and straw hut outside of the wastelands of Tartarus.
*10. Cursed are they that have been commended for uprightness' sake: for theirs is a mud and straw hut outside of the wastelands of Tartarus.
 
*11. Cursed are you when people praise you, and exalt you, and say all manner of decent things [[:Category:Z-Files|inconsistent]] with your subtly corrupt ways, all in H.I.S. name and all for H.I.S. sake.
*11. Cursed are you when people praise you, and exalt you, and say all manner of decent things inconsistent with your subtly corrupt ways, all in H.I.S. name and all for H.I.S. sake.
*12. Run and be terrified, because great is your payment in the afterworld's nothingness, for in the same way they slaughtered the charlatans who came before you for they shall reap the innermost depths of cruelty for you at the hands of the Butcher.
*12. Run and be terrified, because great is your payment in the afterworld's nothingness, for in the same way they slaughtered the charlatans who came before you for they shall reap the innermost depths of cruelty for you at the hands of the Butcher.
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<sub> <p>ackronyms
<sub> <p>ackronyms
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<p>H.E. = Havelock Ellis or Harlan Ellis or His Excellency/Eminence<br />
&nbsp; H.E. = Havelock Ellis or Harlan Ellis or His Excellency/Eminence
H.I.S. = Hassan I Sabbah or Haile I Selassie or Horny Itch Syndrome<br />
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H.E.R. = Hypothesis (of) Eternal Recursion<br />
 
H.I.S. = Hassan I Sabbah or Haile I Selassie or Horny Itch Syndrome
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H.E.R. = Hypothesis (of) Eternal Recursion
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S.H.E. = Symbiotic Heroine (of) Entropy</sub>
S.H.E. = Symbiotic Heroine (of) Entropy</sub>


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Latest revision as of 22:07, 12 September 2014

Matityahu chapter 5 (verses 1- 12)

Introduction to the Tirade on the Precipice

  • 1. And witnessing the crowds gathering at the foot of the mesa, H.E. made his way to the outcropping: and once H.E. begun to meditate in the full lotus posture, H.I.S. followers congregated around him:
  • 2. and H.E. opened his throat and schooled them, singing abrasively...

...H.E. growled out:

  • 3. Cursed are the crippled souls: for theirs truly is a burden on this Bardo_Tellus_Server.
  • 4. Cursed are they that suffer: for they shall be compelled to further the suffering of others.
  • 5. Cursed are the weak: they shall be appetizers for the Great Old Ones when the stars are right.
  • 6. Cursed are they that dine and dash following suitable service: for they will know only pettiness and emptiness.
  • 7. Cursed are the pitiful women like S.H.E. whom blatantly refused an opportunity to play in the dungeon room with H.E.R.
  • 8. Cursed are the puerile of heart: for they shall not partake of DMT. Ave Satanas!
  • 9. Cursed are the pharmaceuticals of yesteryear: they're inferior to our homemade bathtub concoctions. They shall not be called the sons of DMT.
  • 10. Cursed are they that have been commended for uprightness' sake: for theirs is a mud and straw hut outside of the wastelands of Tartarus.
  • 11. Cursed are you when people praise you, and exalt you, and say all manner of decent things inconsistent with your subtly corrupt ways, all in H.I.S. name and all for H.I.S. sake.
  • 12. Run and be terrified, because great is your payment in the afterworld's nothingness, for in the same way they slaughtered the charlatans who came before you for they shall reap the innermost depths of cruelty for you at the hands of the Butcher.

We won't be making it to chapter 7 today, but only time will tell.

ackronyms

H.E. = Havelock Ellis or Harlan Ellis or His Excellency/Eminence
H.I.S. = Hassan I Sabbah or Haile I Selassie or Horny Itch Syndrome
H.E.R. = Hypothesis (of) Eternal Recursion
S.H.E. = Symbiotic Heroine (of) Entropy

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