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Johny Mollkin was born 2012 in Radioactive High-Risk Zone 129B in Southern Iraaq, one of twelve children; only Johny survived past age eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields -- safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins, of course. | Johny Mollkin was born 2012 in Radioactive High-Risk Zone 129B in Southern Iraaq, one of twelve children; only Johny survived past age eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields -- safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins, of course. | ||
He has built a powerful political and musical presence, and he has been one of the activists openly opposed to [[Oil for the Loyal]]. | He has built a powerful political and musical presence, and he has been one of the activists openly opposed to [[Oil for the Loyal]]. He has survived 23 assassination attempts so far. In the most famous case a fan took the bullet for him and died in the hospital with Johny holding her hand. | ||
== Johny Mollkin discography == | == Johny Mollkin discography == | ||
* 2014 [[Live at Mollkin Tronic Testuo]] | |||
* 2024: [[Mollkin Flag]] | * 2024: [[Mollkin Flag]] | ||
* 2026: [[Slip with me]] | * 2026: [[Slip with me]] | ||
[[Category: Musicians]] | [[Category: Musicians]] | ||
Latest revision as of 21:55, 21 June 2014
Johny Mollkin, the very first Mollkin pop star! Mutant girls of all ages fell for Johny Mollkin, but it was when the human girls started hanging his posters up in their teenage bedrooms that trouble began. He was scandalous with the way he would gyrate his double-jointed hips in a suggestive manner in his music videos, while oil rained from the sky covering all these white animals like owls, seagulls, and teenage girls.
Rumors of him peeing on groupies was a norm in the 2020s, his early teenage years. Johny was arrested for indecent behavior for putting his webbed fingers in a groupie's vagina in a mall. This only served to inflame teenage girls to worship him as the greatest thing ever.
Johny Mollkin was born 2012 in Radioactive High-Risk Zone 129B in Southern Iraaq, one of twelve children; only Johny survived past age eighteen. Most of his siblings died working the radioactive oil fields -- safety standards are pretty lax when it comes to Mollkins, of course.
He has built a powerful political and musical presence, and he has been one of the activists openly opposed to Oil for the Loyal. He has survived 23 assassination attempts so far. In the most famous case a fan took the bullet for him and died in the hospital with Johny holding her hand.
Johny Mollkin discography
- 2014 Live at Mollkin Tronic Testuo
- 2024: Mollkin Flag
- 2026: Slip with me