When you go to load up your web site the morning after launch, you are greeted by a black page with a giant animated skeleton in top-hat and tails, the middle finger raising up and down in a loop. Underneath the insulting image are the words "HA HA HO HO HE HE! U B33N H@D!!! D3 MAD H@CKZ3RZ rUM SHipZ!!! 0ZK WAT!"
All of the pages look like this now, and you cannot log in to your FTP or hosting panel to change it back! Oh no! What did you do wrong? There must be some way to bring back your site!