You are going to need some big guns for this one. The Five Penis Man has a small martial arts trained army who patrols his palace. You Bring in your uncle Semus, he fought in the first gulf war so he should be tough. Then it's shady ol Born Again Christian dude. He owes you and you tell him he's even if he helps you take out the Five P man.
You begin to plan the assault take will take down the Five P Man. But Xtian dude is a double agent working for the Man. He reports all your moves back to the man. All the day of the planned assault Xtian dude poisons your coffee. You and your uncle puke and puke until you both die.
The End