You watch to see how he does at painting the pig

Harry Buck is right up in your face, totally ignoring the offered paint and brush. "What's this? You think I'd use this brush from your daddy's hardware store and some shitty red paint to completely win this pig painting contest?" His breath stinks of a fortified Liquid Courage. You remember how tasty Liquid Courage is. You actually get kind of a buzz off of your rival's breath.

1. You feel fine about this
2. You are uncomfortable sexually
3. You are uncomfortable as a warrior
4. You ponder how drunk he is the drunker the better to be made a fool
5. Bring up the fact that his father took a shit in his next door neighbor's yard and then drunkenly fell into his own fresh feces, and it was on caught on the brat kid's cell phone video record