You want your own talk show

The challenges are many...

In fact, this isn't just a sudden desire: this is what you've wanted to do ever since you first saw Occult Talk on that late-late night broadcast. What's more, you know all the steps you must take.

Firstly you must bribe the Head. A long voyage is in store for the messenger who has to travel the long way down through NZ to the Towers of Shaitan. He doesn't accept just any bribe though, finances are well and good but the price is a bit steep. He prefers gnosis inducing snacks in the form of living physical constructs. Secondly, Jimmy, the new head of Rodent Industries, has gotten a wee bit lazy as of late. Escapism from a busy schedule and malkuthian Woes have sent toward the edge on further Omniverse tapping drug binges. You will need to hire Dr. Z. and Dr. X. to perform delicate white-noise neural surgery on the specimen in order to properly motivate him through a correction of glandular flow. Obviously the sinister and mysterious Dr. X. will now be part of the show as well, doing as he pleases, often providing soundtracks. Lastly, you must acquire guest. Unsuspecting victims abducted into the strange world behind the red light. By the end of the season, however, the show has simply degraded into prank calls of occult celebrities.

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