You use the bed side table phone to call the cops. you tell them you where walking by when you smelled something dead coming from the house. You knocked and no one answered. It was unlocked so you went on in to discover this grisly suicide. The cops come over. Before they get there you raid the ice box for another cool refreshing drink. They take your statement. A week goes by and they call you up. They say that the man who killed himself left whoever discovered his body the house. This house is much closer to work. You can walk to work in just twenty four minutes from there! Hell yes! You don't even need a car now! You talk your friends into helping you move your stuff over. The place is pretty big. You decide to let a couple of them stay here for one hundred and fifty dollars a month. Things are going well. You house mate Bill is growing shrooms in the basement. And Brian Dando your other house mate is growing weed in all the closets. Good times.