You turn yourself into a church run rehab clinic

This is a catholic run place. Its a good thing for you that You have been using been so long now that you look ten years older than you really are. The younger looking boys here are sexual property and never released until they are all used up. You however play the system well. You are out of there in no time. Cured they say! Well cured you are, and as a extra bonus they couldn't really make you into a catholic. You just bullshitted them. You are free to worship Cthulhu still!