You try to take a nap

You try to take a nap. The phone rings its Rudie. The phone rings its Bill. The phone rings, its Travile. The phone rings its Dorcey Porter. You shut to phone off and drift to sleep. Seven minutes later theres a knock on your door. Its Kipler. Kipler hangs out for eight hours. You go back to bed. Theres a knock on the door, its Fnord, Rodger and Tickel. They hang out a for nine hours even though you keep telling them you have been up 25 hours and need a little nap or something. No luck, they are loud and busy re-decorating your home. You sneak into the bedroom and lay down. You pull out your .45 handgun and you blow your brains out. Now you can sleep. Now its a short peacefull rest untill you reincarnate and another sleepless soul.

The End