The extended family is drinking coffee and setting up a game of Risk when you wake up. You love this board game! You happen to be really good at it. You pour yourself a cup and you sit down to join in. You are kicking their asses! The whole group unites to take you out when they realize how close to taking it all you have gotten. But by then its too late and you plunge into a victorious win! The whole family walk out leaving you soul inheritor of all the uncle's wealth! You find that money actually does buy you happiness! In fact you just plain Win Win Win!
The End