You try to clone sludergian potatoes back to life

You spend another seventeen years failing to bring the Sludergian potatoes back to life. Your funds run out and you are old now. Weak and forgetful. Your mind is too far gone to ever have a chance to clone the Sludergians back. You have used up all the molecules from your sample anyway.

  1. focus on time travel to get back to when the potatoes walked the earth
  2. just live out the rest of your days all bitter and brittle
  3. You decide to solve the worlds problems now
  4. Your family rents you a little apartment to slowly die in