You love The Monkees TV show, and were shocked when you recently found out you've been watching re-runs all this time. The show has been over for decades! Isn't that crazy? One of your favorite scenes on the show was a bit where the meth-tweaked Bigfoot-monsters chase the Monkees, so the band gets onto a bus, and off, and on, and off again, confusing their chasers, who are trapped on the bus as it pulls out, hauled away, shaking their furry fists in white hot drug-fueled rage.
You try this trick on the angry crowd and it works perfectly! Just like the show! SUCKERS! You bend over, shaking your naked ass at them as the bus pulls away with them trapped in it. Hahaha, Bowie Haters!
You walk away grinning, singing "I'm Afraid of Americans". You Dig that song...