You try any fly by night cure you heard about

You have been seeing ads for Neissoe, a new product from Sicillly "Where there are no Werewolves or Vampires". This ad claims that the reason why this is can be explained by the heavy use of the herbal blend called Neissoe. Several rare herbs mainly from italy but some range as far as Mongolia and Lake Crump, America. This is said to cure evil D N A curses that cause people to become werewolves or vampires. The month supply you get costs Sixty bucks to it had better work! You start takeing it. The effects increase with time. The main noticable effect is a constant mild euphoria. Always a tight feeling of pleasure in the back of your nerves. Your hairy palms are starting to shed as well. A good sign.