This quack of a veterinarian. You came to the vet office with your dog because there's been fine colored wires growing out of his skin for a week or so and this quack of a veterinarian says he's got Morgellon's disease. There's no such thing as Morgellon's disease!
"I'm going to report you to the veterinary board you lunatic!" you shout, clutching your dog.
"Now sir," says the veterinarian, trying to appear calm but probably ready to explode into violent madness, with weapons in every direction the room is full of scalpels and syringes of dog medicine. This lunatic. Morgellon's disease.
"Now sir your dog has an obvious case of Morgellon's disease and while it's not the most advanced case I've ever seen by a longshot, in my professional experience the disease has progressed beyond the point of no return."