You start up a second site named MyScrotum.Com

As a long-time paid member to Mypenis.com, you are a great appreciator of the male generative organs, but you have always felt that the scrotum has been sadly overshadowed in the world of cock shots, treated as if it was a second-class entity compared to the shaft. No more! You're going to give all the scrotum lovers a chance to shine up their balls, to twist and to delight them into perfect blush, and to show them that man's perfect purse is something to be delighted in.

Yes, your bright future is to be invested in MyScrotum.com.


  1. You get your balls caught in the scanner and wrench them badly
  2. You refuse to let your scrotum be photographed in anything but natural sunlight
  3. You knit your pubes together into a lovely Celtic knot to impress