You sell your stomach to a pharmaceutical company

You realize that the pharmaceutical companies will probably pay big bucks for a stomach with new life forms in it. You decide to turn your afternoon into cash - Far more cash than successfully synthesizing a Cult Spread knock-off would ever bring.

  1. You shop around for the highest bidder
  2. You shop around for the most ethical pharmaceutical company
  3. You put an ad on craigslist and sell to the first person who calls
  4. You remove your stomach on the spot and head for the taxi stand