You search EBay for the deck and do Google searches

You try a few searches on eBay and Google for the Legendary Chris Titan tarot deck, even trying out combinations like "Titan tarot" and "Christitan cards," but all the results are nothing but SEO robot-spam, Mi-Gu-Oh playing cards, essays about the anti-Christ, and some kind of Choose Your Own Adventure wiki.

Your patience with this exercise begins to wane.


  1. You take a nice smoke break before you start searching again
  2. Your Xtian friend comes by for a visit
  3. You lay down on your couch and have a spliff to relax from the hard work
  4. You go to Unruh Manor
  5. You attempt to project into the astral plane and bring back the Crimson Zodiac deck
  6. Success by giving up