You run over a stop sign on the way home

You feel really good and you can't stop laughing as you swerve left and right crossing lane after lane. You jump a curb doing forty and smash a stop sign down. You have to put the car in forwards and reverse a few times to work free. You giggle and giggle as your car makes its erratic way home. In the morning you check out the damages to your ride. None! Ha ha!