You bum rush out the door buck naked. Buns in the air, balls to the wind. Penis red and puffy from your earlier wild straining self abuse. You need God! You need CHURCH! You need salvation! You sprint across the road without stopping to look both ways. A dusty brown Oldsmobile slams into you with a nasty crunch! You are sprawled on the road in a sorry state now. Buck naked and bloody. Penis and balls red and swollen from road rash. People get out of their cars. Not to help, but to record videos to post on YouTube. When you landed it was on a roadkill opossum and the video's go viral! Your left hand is run over by a passing soda truck before the ambulance arrives.