You run as a false conseritive to drain votes from the OFTL candidate

You run for president with Banzai Bunny to be your vice president. You know there is no chance of winning, but like Ralph Nader you are only here to drain votes away from the main republican and help out the democrats. The crazy part is you are getting really big! You are on all sorts of talk shows spouting right wing lies and trying to keep a straight face. The OFTL knows what you are up to however. The send a sniper to blast your brains out at a rally in Washington A C. Now they make you a martyr hero and the repubilicans are a shoe in for a win.

The End