You ride public transportation all day to spread the disease

You've got a little money saved up, now you are slowly expanding it riding all over the city buses. You got a runny nose just one of the first stop symptoms of your fantastic new illness. Your phlegm smells like rotten cheese dipped in iodine. But it's a very sexy smell you like to launch snot rocket all over the bus seats sometimes bus people Sneeze all over everything you can snot rocket on every door thing that the commuters are likely to touch. A Stereo tinnitus with different pitches per ear makes a quavering drone all the time and it feels like a drug to you. Snot rocket on the seat snot rocket on the door rub your runny nose and rub your hand over everything you think somebody might touch people's personal possessions on a seats next to you while they're looking out the window you've got this. You have met a lot of people, you've shaken a lot of hands.