You stop in front of a marble looking statue of Mary, close your eyes, and soon find yourself falling into a light trance. Slowly, you open your eyes, and you see that the Virgin is standing on a serpent that has what looks like a McFing Biscuit in its mouth. You smile at this thought, and, looking up, see that the statue winks at you. Could it be real? You are inspired, and plan to look up the recipe for Dust Biscuts in honor of this snake. You realize how profound it is to have to crawl on your belly and eat dust.