You plug in your new computer.

If only someone had been around to help.

You plug in your new computer......

Gonna lose my brain, gonna go insane.

What? NO! YOU ARE ABDUCTED by the re-emergent Chris Titan, angry and distorted from years of imprisonment in the 11th dimension of the Etheric Densities!

He has issued Terms for your release. Will your friends help you or just laugh and let you suffer?

1. They will let you suffer because they are monsters, just like Titan
2. They will let you suffer because the Lord helps those who help themselves
3. They will save you from Titan and make sure he is sent back to ECHELON TWO