You play at a small greasy punk fest

You get on stage and jam. But you suck really fucking bad. They boo and throw beer bottles at you till the band leaves the stage after only three minutes.

• 1 give up the band and get a real job
• 2 You play at the Moloch County Mullet-fest
• 3 Become a cutting edge journalist
• 4 the band goes Mutant Jazz then
• 5 The band goes dub step
• 6 all this failure encourages the band

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