You close your eyes and spin around a few times. You reach out an arm to locate a bookshelf. You pull out the first book you touch. Its the book 17 forbidden ways to grin by Erms Shepley. You take it over to the reading table and sit down. You read the book for forty five minutes and you end up falling asleep on it. The security guard pulls your head up by the hair when you start drooling on the boring tome. You need to go get some coffee now, or a Taco Pop to wake you back up.