Another Christmas toy run with Santa bending time, traveling certain angles. Again this year shots ring out. Doner is clipped in the ear. Santa bandages the wound. When you land on a rooftop in Kansas someone has set up a bear trap on the roof! You step on it. The thing clamps around your ankle with a grisly chudd! You howl in pain and hunters scramble drunkenly out of the house to bag some reindeer trophy. Santa rushes over to release you from the trap. Shots begin flying out. Santa takes one in the hip. The Sleigh is off. Blitzken takes on in the back left leg! The team is in trouble, the sled is still heavy. Santa cries, weeping openly from the pain. The redneck's lawn is sprinkled with fallen gifts meant for better people.
⤓ Xmass Eve by the Shunting