You make a skeptical joke that does not go over well

"Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy," the barista comments, looking at the front page of your paper.

"Buried at sea," you answer, setting up what you think will be an epic punchline, barely able to conceal your grin. "Sounds a little fishy if you ask me."

The barista glares angrily at you, takes away your coffee, and asks you to leave. A few people nearby overheard your joke also, and you can hear them muttering in harsh, raised voices about sedition, enemies of the nation. You grab your cane and--


  1. You are prevented from leaving by the angry, caffeine-hopped patrons
  2. You lock the door behind you with your cane and try to hobble away faster
  3. You decide to try to ease the tension by making another joke
  4. You yell out some crazy conspiracy theory, not caring if they beat you up for it
  5. You're too old for this kind of shabby treatment and refuse to leave
  6. You threaten to call the cops for having your freedom of speech suppressed