That's enough news for now. You leave the paper, letting it fall out of your hands as you get up to go. A sudden breeze blows a page of it to curl up around your face. From this you gain the super power of being able to know the future 24 hours ahead of time and plan to it. Wager bets to get money. By a lotto ticket and win it all. Life is very easy from here on out. You are like a spoiled kid without enough time in the day to open all his nifty gifty's. You Win Win Win.
The End