You kick back and have yourself a soda

You decide to take the evening off of your busy work schedule, and what better way to relax than by popping the top of a Taco Pop? Ahh, the bubbles sizzlin' like grilling meat!

You are a third of the way through the can, grinning with joy, when a rival soda vendor does a drive-by! The man pumps eight quick pistol shots into your window. One of the bullets catches you in the temple, blasting clear through your head.

You fall onto the kitchen table, your blood and Taco Pop spilling into each other.

The End