The dog is pulling on the leash and you're barking at it to get over next to you it's straining and pulling though and you just drag down the gravel side of the road together until it locks eyes with you and curls up its back end on the neighbor's lawn. And argh, GUH this Gwodder body has way too much empathy with the dog right off the bat and the canine peristalsis vibes too good with you. You shit in your pants with the sensation of a phantom hand on your throat. You're making eye contact with the dog.
Gulp of dog shame NO. You are not doing this. What the hell is going on here, what kind of fucked up scenario is this. Did that fat soggy Gwodder you strangled conspire with the Gwiddern Tree to synchronize your bowel movements with those of this dog?
Why would they do this to you.