You join the Sirens of Salt when there's an opening in the band

The 2nd synth player quits the Sirens of Salt and you join to replace him. Amazing timing as the band is really getting a lot of national attention from the soundtrack to the popular cult film Godzilla Toothchild among the banjo people. They record a double album that hits number one later that year. You as a band member net 4 million dollars that year. Sirens of Salt continue to be a major force in the rock and roll world for the next seven years, netting you millions a year. Enough to retire on when the band breaks up and live double plus comfy. Happily Ever After that's Where I Am Where I Was You Win.

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