You investigate the Otto Pilot Traffic Machine more thoroughly

"What is the Otto Pilot Traffic Machine?" you ask yourself, having a hard time reading through this wall of text and testimonial. You finally manage to click through to the Frequently Asked Questions portion of the website.

"What is a machine? This is a philosophical question," answers the first question listed on the FAQ. "A traffic machine is a metaphor for an affiliate network..."

  1. You wonder if an affiliate network is what you need to sell your fuel
  2. You decide this is all a big scam and decide to skip the meeting with Otto
  3. You suddenly feel hungry for a good bean soup