You immediately make the call to the automated airline help-desk

After all the time it took to just get this number, thanks to your increasingly unstable computer, you're more than happy to skip any paranoid protocol and just get on the phone, communicating with a human being.


Ring . . .

Ring . . .

Ring . . .

Ring . . .

Ring . . .


"Greetings," chimes a simulated feminine voice, "Thank you for calling American Airlines."


  1. "For English, press 1"
  2. "Para Español, presione 2"
  3. "Por Esperanto, presejo 3"